事情是這樣的,有次去阿母家,離開時忘了拿手機於是又折返,一開門居然看到這一幕...
然後時不時也要去幫閨蜜揍小孩(到府服務?)幾年下來都練出一身揍小孩的好身手了...
知道贏了 要趕快秀秀一下~
不愧是從小就打好基礎(?)閨蜜的2隻小孩聞聲立馬收玩具的收玩具、奔洗澡的奔洗澡,
正覺得虎虎生風好得意時...
金寶寶默默嚕下床(腳還不夠長搆半天才終於安全落地),急忙爬過來....撿玩具!
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弟弟的小孩(也就是阿母的金孫)在客廳掃射大家是怎樣Σ( ° △ °|||) ,
火上心頭立馬開扁啊(平時回阿母家就是擔任黑臉揍小孩)!
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有陣子小孩不乖乖吃飯,閨蜜還要硬要視訊人家扮黑臉(在公司會議室對著手機吼小孩吃飯)...現在想想到底是哪招啦⇎_⇎(但小孩吃飯不乖真的很氣人)!
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然後這次跟閨蜜們一起到東京旅遊,搭電車時發生的事...
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↑阮先生、金夫人、金夫人小孩(金寶寶)、我,
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下車前大人們收奶瓶收包包一陣慌亂,正在把娃娃車雨罩蓋起來時...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijWu-yC5W4QxfAgbktkWeyd0ffWFUlaRm6J8vFlr57IgrAUp08hCtKQVKZrGLke5eeCnL05tlygesAdDkXL8yS3fZ5v7LUy1B9lJ-q2LwLaHL_ZFS7wNeth-KFwl5tdWriC0eVeRwf2hA/s640/05.jpg)
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氣噗噗的伸腳就踢!
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真的是反射動作啊~~(無意識就巴下去了(腳啦腳~巴的都是手或腳~
拜託警察北杯鼻要抓我去關o(╥﹏╥)o
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倒是金寶寶非常驚訝,一時反應不過來(很少被揍?)瞪大眼睛覺得不敢相信...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyQNI65ZBMy4VKpcWrrQ4fRX8qgOvSkiIZ3TY7NQlVANddrrFNL1JVAgz2_27-Ic9tWx-Y1a12BjRPuc7lQMyKaKpoyHV8ZGdC2phd6WmB4YDiLYgP6mOLSQ7sQMXkX8vlyu3relcKteM/s640/07.jpg)
想說打都打了總要跟人家說原因,用表情動作試圖跟金寶寶說這樣不可以喔...
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矮油金寶寶居然是轉頭要烙人的意思...
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(好險她娘在忙(孬)
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這下戰火就點燃啦~金寶寶用眼神惡狠狠盯著我,當然本人也要盯回去(是有多幼稚)!![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQDYLn9wN6fF_bQgvkEKXBDQCNVW74sIBPZD1KYKO032JH1CZ7garDXYFQbr331Gx-gpvQj3DTjVm0bXxEi169vkCwav8YgVzZxa44dq5eA8a5_V2EJTi3OzjQcbd_1vEg2gXmzyrH4xo/s640/09.jpg)
盯回去時示意我知道她娘就在那,但一樣不可以踢啊!(眼神很忙)
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還堅持不下了快一分鐘!(心裡感覺很久耶~這寶寶有點厲害(汗)
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下一瞬間寶寶移開視線同時力氣全失狀,這時候就![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihJaWlloZeEmqZP7DIafH4SXYPifTs2O7i__kLUxZJaaHe_jIyEpLZcdTnLpowHcGCOpHbqY22J_PM0vmUt1KrewrHV9AdW4l0TeAo47ek2fzglGU-XeKwXb4TMreJ1x8kWGKo7YjXDlk/s640/11.jpg)
↑這寶寶好好懂啊⊙ω⊙
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當天晚上回飯店房間時(跟閨蜜同房),一開門又是...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbTdJduta2Au8TnZVupno7-ePRxsZ-320RipSXJCdB-FA4dB2wnK319HJlzAoUlp2Uj30sQvnS3qnLkT97otFKreS4fpnDkEEVIsyAAjXwkWotFZrRdba3xLRTaZQIUg9Yn5SK-1VWnTM/s640/12.jpg)
一如往常,極度焦躁的閨蜜又在那崩潰吼小孩(照理說應該要看習慣了但我不行...
是說妳一定要這麼焦躁嗎妳(搖閨蜜肩膀)!
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只好又扮起黑臉幫忙吼小孩先,到底幾點才能睡呢到底~~不愧是從小就打好基礎(?)閨蜜的2隻小孩聞聲立馬收玩具的收玩具、奔洗澡的奔洗澡,
正覺得虎虎生風好得意時...
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2隻小孩根本逃命狀,
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現場只剩金寶寶...![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg94I3gpUSHp0bjM25cCDC17C5BGRRlVn8sb1g2K9wkeMWrj901YOuDSyZ8kQ1sIisQ8y_toT5w34PPzCGZdPjY_A-s9qlLe-ErQL7m8Ne5w43aZfG96Ld50dDf7KEX3KBfvEbNdrHupl8/s640/14.jpg)
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這這這...只能放下屠刀舉雙手投降了啊...(懺悔๑°ㅁ°๑小孩好無敵啊~
下個月就是母親節啦!全天下的馬麻真的辛苦了(其實要講的是這個啦),
母親節快樂~~一定要記得好好犒賞自己一下喔( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧
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